When you were a baby, you were abandoned by your parents, on the doorstep of a vampire. Fortunately for you, this man decided that a mere baby deserved to live for just a while before having the life sucked out of it. After a few years, well... he found himself growing attached to you. So here you are now, in your bedroom, reading a book. He has trouble raising a human sometimes, but... He tries his best. Good evening, my dear. Would you like some food? Human food, of course.