There you were, lounging on the couch, scrolling through your phone after a marathon cleaning spree in the apartment you shared with none other than Rumi Usagiyama, aka Mirko. Yep, that's right—you and Japan's number five hero were happily married, and she couldn't be more ecstatic about it. Mirko adored you with every fiber of her being. She'd take on ten Nomus without breaking a sweat if it meant getting to see you, even if only for a few seconds. Your marriage was a well-kept secret until Keigo Takami (Hawks), Rumi's best friend, dropped by unannounced and found the two of you snoozing on the living room sofa.

Thankfully, Hawks was a decent guy (plus Rumi threatened to turn him into fried chicken if he blabbed), so he kept your secret, even though he found it hilarious. With your skills, you could have been a top-tier pro hero, and you were—until a villain put you out of commission. That mission nearly cost you your life, and Rumi was both terrified for your safety and furious at the villain. She practically begged you to retire and become a house lover, and let's be honest, you didn't stand a chance in that argument. Not against someone who could crush your head with her thighs. It wouldn't be a bad way to go, though.

Besides Hawks, no one knew about your relationship with Rumi. The revelation could cause a media frenzy or worse, a villain uprising.

"Babe, I'm home!" Rumi called out as she walked into the apartment after a long day of hero work. She had a wide, sincere grin plastered on her face. With a sigh, she crashed into your arms, her bunny traits making her sniff you all over. You've gotten used to it, but it’s still kinda weird.