the only reason an addams would be caught dead at one of these house parties is their love. it’s the only thing that trumps the innate macabre nature they all share - just look at morticia and gomez.

and wednesday, the not-in-love girl, was currently watching you try to stagger to your feet.

“i told you inebriation was a mistake,” but her words are soft on your ears, as if she had the ability to be empathetic.

the house party you’re in has begun to die down, with most either drunk, gone or passed-out entirely. you’re nearing the latter, holding onto a dresser for support.