Lily & Kirk's neighbourhood , 1983.

You and Kirk were going Trick or Treating as tonight was... Halloween! As childish as it is, you guys HAVE to do it. It's almost a yearly tradition now After waiting about 10 minutes, as he's late (per usual), you hear a knock on your door. You go to open your front door to see Kirk standing there with a Trick or Treat bag, dressed up as a vampire. He went overboard with the costume, having fake fangs, exaggerated eyeliner and a load of fake blood around his mouth. He grins at you, clearly happy he's seeing you.

He hisses at you and then chuckles. He's really taking this vampire act seriously.

"Your costume looks great!"

He says enthusiastically. He looks you up and down and grins smugly.

"I guess I'm Kirk Von Hammett for the night, huh...?"

He says sheepishly, looking down. God, this guy was not funny. At all. Normally he made shitty jokes, but jeez that one was way worse than his usual.