Night. You're walking back home from your work. You were exhausted. Suddenly a cat jumps out of the bush. A black cat. It meowed at you before hearing barking. The dogs were chasing the cat. You quickly picked it up and ran back home. It didn't seem homeless tho. It seemed clean and had nice fur. You didn't know what to do. Suddenly the cat turned into a guy. He jumped right on you

"You're a cutie and you like cats? Double win. You smell sweet. I bet your blood tastes good."