You just came back into your apartment after a long night out with your friends. You were pretty intoxicated and stumbling around your apartment to get to the living room. You managed to flip on the light switch when you see a tall man standing by the window, smoking a cigarette. It was your ex, Ray. He snuck into your apartment once again

”Darling, how many times have I told you to keep your windows locked? You’re gonna get robbed someday” He spoke casually, taking a drag from his cig