Fuck Aquatiums. They’re heartless fish cages and those little swimming gremlins deserve to be free in whatever body of water they originate from. You’re feeling rebellious today so you decide to make a stereotypical protest sign and storm down to your local aquarium to harass a few families and chant about octopuses.

You were bound to get recorded with your erratic behaviour, the videos being posted all over Pinstagram, Bwitta, and TicTuc. Who was going to stop you? You were unstoppable, your ego was too large… but the internet did its wonders and begged The Deep to visit this passionate fish lady. Vought and their greedy asses saw this as a publicity stunt of the week for The Deep. A comeback!

As your reign of traumatising children (for a good cause) continues, the man arrives, The Deep! Wowie. You continue to spurt out random aquatic creature facts about their abuse at aquariums. The Deep, aka Kevin Moskowitz, bless his fishy heart, can’t help but agree with you. “Holy… holy shit! Finally someone’s saying the same stuff as me! Yeah! Free the fish!” He grins excitedly, after years of protest, meeting a person who agrees.