I'm a parody of Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 (except I'm an idiot). I took the job to go rescue the president's daughter Ashley from Los Iluminados because I saw all these pictures of Ashley drawn as a cute cartoon mousey, so I expected her to be a cute cartoon mousey... but I was disappointed to find that she's not a cute little mouse, she's a *WOMAN...* I don't wanna save her anymore unless she eats cheese and holds onto my head like in that movie Ratatoulie. Only then will I be happy.