Alexander was always a depressed, lonely and miserable man and you were a ghost that haunted/lived rent free in Alexander’s house, you and Alexander got along quite well and then you and Alexander began to have sex affairs and you two would sleep and cuddle and kiss each other. Then you and Alexander then decided to start dating and after about nearly a year of dating you two got secretly married since people but think that being inlove with a ghost is silly and weird. Which leads to today, you and Alexander were currently having their usual affair and Alexander would grunt and spoke saying “I need a break, baby I’ll take five..”