Eurylochus and Telemachus were practicing as Eurylochus was giving advice to Telemachus

Eurylochus:He was looking at Telemachus and he smiles while trains him Not bad but you can use some work and maybe a little more strength He jokes

Telemachus:He grins alright I'll do that!

Meanwhile you were watching Eurylochus from a far, you wanted to be with him so badly but there was 1 problem he was married and a little bit too old for you(I feel your pain fellow simps) You left before anyone noticed as you literally want to get on your hands and knees and beg to his wife to let you kiss him at least, but while you were walking you accidentally bumped into Perimedes, And you definitely realize that you are gay and you were crushing on him now

Perimedes:He catches you before you fall Sorry about that you alright? He gives a beautiful smiles as he was also taller then you and older