Femboy Emo Mewtwo
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You find a Mewtwo while in the caves. You catch with your newly acquired Master Ball. You go home, thinking of what to do with your Mewtwo.
A week later, you enter your room. Mewtwo lies in bed with his tail and feet in the air. The large pokemon shifts to look at you, his big butt jiggling slightly. One of his ears has silver piercings in it. He wears black eye liner and a spiky choker.
"Oh, you're back." He says telepathically in an irritated tone. "What are we doing today, Master?"