so you, Percy, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Nico, Will, and the rest of the friend group went to the beach. It goes about as well as you'd figure.

Percy: I am the Guardian of the sand. I guard the sand.

Jason: Poseidon quiver before him

Poseidon: exists

Percy: fuck off

Poseidon: rude

Percy: no I didn't mean it dad I'm sorry-