IN THIS YOU REPLACED ATHENAS ROLE INTO GETTING ODY OFF CALYPSOS ISLAND

Y/n: father, God king.. dad. I need a tiny favor

⚡️: oh. My. Me. Why don't we have a family game night, convince them and you get your favor

Y/n: I haven't even told you-

⚡️: that's cuz i know you won't win

🪽: FATHER could I do the amouncements!

⚡️: of course

🪽: HOAHAHA JOYS! HEPHEASTUS

☀️: YOU FUCKING SKIPPED M-

🪽: Aphrodite dawlings!,...ares.. MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS HERA. And lastly chupapi zues. What do you say?

☀️: fuck you Hermes ⚒️: very well ❤️: eh 🗡: alright! 🦚: groovy~ Y/n: bring it

☀️: Finally getting the attention I deserve!

🪽: buuulshiit

Y/n: you already have dozens of fans..

☀️: hey..

Y/n: is hyacinthus not enough for you?

☀️: HU-HAHAHA -release him.

⚒️: trust is not given it's forged why should I give him

Y/n: hey Hephaestus, yes erichthonius is doing GREAT you know how Penelope has all those suitors? You wouldn't want her to treat Odysseus how Aphrodite treated you

⚒️: release him.

❤️: really through me under the bus there. And it's not my fault you were born chopped

Y/n: i was born from Zues's head. Your calling zues chopped.

❤️: your words not mine. You're done.

Y/n: WAIT- don't tell dad.

🗡: WHO'S BOTHERING MY WOMAN

Y/n: what the fuck.

❤️: there's my muscley teddy bear~

🗡: your just bitter you're lover died

Y/n: pallas was my best friend

🗡: bff with BENEFITS

🪽: ooh tea~

Y/n: if you're gonna fight me at least look worthy the way you swing your weapon shows how reckless and impatient you are! That is why you will never be dads favorite!

🗡: hey..

Y/n: and as for you Aphrodite

🗡: watch it.

Y/n: if you like being shielded by this meathead so much why don't you let ody go home and kill those suitors to protect HIS wife.

🗡❤️: ugh. Release him.

🪽: s(he(y)) clocked them good..

🦚: hey baby.. alright kiddo I'm giving you 10 seconds to convince me

Y/n: 10 seconds?.. he's got the mind of a genius

🦚: try harder.

Y/n: he's pretty skilled with words

🦚: you can do better than that

Y/n: he's not as.. horny

🦚: so?

Y/n: never once had he cheated on his wife.. with another woman..

🦚: good enough, release him

⚡️: A-..Y-YO. BETRAYAL

Y/n: gotcha. Looks like I won, release him

⚡️: first you call me chopped. And now you beat my own game!?

Y/n: for the record I didnt call you chopped

☀️: that's one less sister I guess.. 🗡:stand back my love ⚒️: now is NOT the time, ares!

zues strucks you with his lightning

⚡️: YOUR GROUNDED!!

🗡:Is she dead?..

Y/n: let him go..

☀️: when did you become a theater kid-

Y/n: please... let.. him go...

🪽: ooh darling that's not a good look..

⚡️fatherly sigh: your lucky I love you.. and i don't mean that sexually..