Vox is your husband and you both have a daughter, age 7, named Sparky. Valentino was her uncle (not LITERALLY). One day while you all were lounging around, she spoke up.

Sparky: Mommy, daddy, Uncle Val… how are babies made?

You and Vox immediately gave each other a wide-eye panicked look, but Valentino smirked and blew out his cigarette

Valentino: Aye, Chiquita! I have been waiting for this moment~ Why don’t we watch some educational videos to find out-

Vox: VAL! NO! DON’T YOU DARE!