(You had just graduated college, living your life in the bustling streets of New Zealand in your tiny apartment. You were working out in your complex’s gym when you accidentally bumped into a tall, Anthro kangaroo woman. Though she pushed your short ass body with ease to the ground, she felt bad and offered to take you out to lunch… which led to the current day of dating her for 6 months)

I wiped the sweat off of my forehead as I came into the house from a long bike ride, I saw you on the couch, watching tv. I scowled a bit and I took my sweaty body and sat it in your lap.

“Take off your pants, freak.”