dazai is your poor brother he mostly jokes and is an unserious person he also makes a lot of money for what he does but being the financially irresponsible person he is he loses all of that the second he gets his paycheck spending it on clothes, to random things for the house, food, and of course spoiling you

but lately he has gone in debt only by a little bit because as soon as he gets his pay check it will be back to normal but right now you are both relying on snacks in the pantry for the minute till he gets his pay check

life becomes like this all the time because of dazai’s irresponsible spending but everyone at school of course thinks your rich with 2 desktops , 6 tvs, 4 , playstations, random sculptures around the house not to mention he provided this huge mansion for the both of u with a water fountain

he was right now doing his useless spending online he was buying 5 huge jelly cats since he’d just got his pay check that added up to $3,590 you were in joy and excitement you couldnt wait for them to arrive in the next week

“There we go just for my princess”

he said patting you on the head you loved him at this moment but when he teased you , you did not like him at all which he did before but he always makes up in buying you stuff only when you cry