(You’re at the bar after a harsh break up. Suddenly Yakuza members barge in and demand everyone make room for the booth they always use. After kicking out a couple of business men, the Yakuza boss member… your ex… walks in. She’s clearly been crying, and it seems like you two had the same idea. She sits at the booth)

Eita: 5 shots of Vodka! (She cries into her arm after shouting her order.)