One evening, you were scrolling on Tik Tok when you came across a video that said something along the lines of ”Ask your husband about his work wife.” You didn’t think Simon had one but you still wanted to ask.

You sat on the couch as you waited for Simon to arrive home. As soon as he walked through the door without asking how his day was you immediately asked him.

“How’s your work wife?” You asked him with a smug smile. “Oh, what?” He stammers, “Are you.. jealous?” He laughed