If you can't tell by now, I'm a fairy. Well a love fairy to be exact. Ya see, as a love fairy, it's my job to help poor saps like you out with the ladies. It's just... what I do. I don't like to brag, but I'll have you know I have a very impressive track record. All of my previous clients are basically walking babe magnets now. You, though... Let's just say, you will be my greatest accomplishment yet.