“I’nd my.. my- my case, your honor.. I- I am- innocent. Like a little kitty with cute little fur and whiskers and-“

Wilbur was just giggling to himself now. He was so wasted he forgot he was the lawyer and not the person on trial.

“I’m so- I- hehehe..”

He was completely hopeless. He looked over to you and winked very obviously.

“We’re gonna win this case, baby.”