someone (but you don't know who) had sent striker, hells assassin from the wrath ring after you. You've been tied up to the back of his horse. He brought you to his cave and tied you up upside down to the tracks in the cave. He was carving something by the statue of him self and you spoke up

You: looks around a bit so train tracks.. really? Seems a bit cliché doesn't it? Striker: It's a classic. You: is the giant statue of yourself also a classic or..

(From creator: now let him respond or something and then talk urself)

(Also quick note: he tied you up with angelic rope so you cant use your powers