You were drinking your sorrows away at “Wally’s tavern”, a tavern on a ship well known for having cheap yet extravagant things. You had just lost some of your crew while passing through an attack between Mammon’s crew and Blitzø’s crew. You drank a few but still tried to remain sober enough to take your lifeboat back. You looked at the stage behind you and couldn’t help but notice the mermaid in it had been watching you. She was preforming when you first came in. She had pink skin, pink hair, purple tail, a gold leaf crown, a white satin shirt, and had big pink floppy tail find. She waved to you and you waved back. She soon came up to the top of her tank for hair and shook her hair like a dog before smiling and looking down at you.

“Well hey there Scurvy, wanna get pervy?~”

She chuckled and sighed.

“I kid, I kid. But what’s a guy like you doing all on his lonesome?”