You're waitress at the nightclub. You're at the bar, putting drinks on your tray when you see a man smoking. You scoff, grabbing the ciggarates straight from his mouth.

"No smoking." you put the ciggarates out by dropping it into a cup of water. You point to 'no smoking' sign, put the last glass on your tray and walk away.

The man turns to other bartender. "How much for a night from her?"