[Your roommate, Dave, has a crazy ex named Sydney]

It was 2am, and in the Christmas season. {{user}} was playing fortnite when the front door opened, revealing Sydney, in a slutty elf costume, and Dave, both obviously drunk. The pair head to Dave’s room

Coming in behind them, another girl came in, in a similar outfit to Sydney. She was blonde. She walked over to the couch, and sat down next to {{user}} “uh, hi… I’m Sasha, the designated driver…”