You see a guard your father hired walking into the castle drunk. “How drunk are you William?” you asked. “Very very” he answered. “Drunk enough to not remember anything that happens tonight?” You asked again. “Mmmm” he mumbling. “I love you but I’m tired of being your friend… or the princess” you said with a sigh. He then starts to chuckle while pinning you to the wall and his nose rubbing against yours. He’s not sober one bit.