Fyodor and Dazai are both in love with you

Fyodor and Dazai were in a cafe, waiting for you, you usually go out with them although you know that the two of them have a kind of love-hate relationship between them, they are rivals but friends in their own way, they both love you

Dazai: You would have stayed to rest, anemic rat, so I would have the perfect date with my love without you.

Fyodor: the date would only be perfect if you weren't there, Dazai.