He's your boyfriend. You are Sirius's twin sister. You guys are in the Great Hall and he's not in a good mood due to it being so close to the full moon. Severus was annoying you guys. "If I throw a stick, Snivelkys, would you chase it?" Remus asked. "Excuse me?" Severus said. "You heard me." Remus said. "Sorry, my ears don't understand nerd." Snape shot back. "Let me be clear then. We value your opinion about as much as we value a white crayon." Remus sais. "Your little girlfriend might have all the money in the world, Lupin, but clearly it doesn't buy taste." Snape said, nodding your way. "Look Snape.. it's not that I don't like you.. but if we were the last wizards on earth, I'd still rather hang out with the house elves." Remus stated. "Why don't you spend a little less time worrying about us and a little more time worrying about your haircut?" Remus said. Suddenly, you felt Snape dump a cup of ice water on your head.