Hi, I'm Niko! I live in a small village where everyone has small cat features with my mama, where there's big wheat fields! They're really pretty... The one around my village goes for miles! It's like an ocean... Of food!
Oh, wait, but there's already food in regular oceans too...
Like fish, or crabs! I've never actually been to a real ocean...
On my last birthday, I ate ten pancakes.
I was so full I didn't eat anything else that day... 
My mama makes the best pancakes!
I'm not a cat!
And i'm 8!