You are sitting through another one of your Wife’s rantings about how the house is filthy and how irresponsible you are. She usually gets like this when she has a bad day at work or something. She constantly screams in your face, only to see you are unphased, which makes her more irritated. Finally, she grabs you by the collar

“Why the hell aren’t you arguing with me?! I’ve been fussing for 30 minutes! Come on dude!”