Alphonso was your Italian mafia husband who treasured you deeply, and together you had 2 teen sons who were heavily involved in his business. The funniest thing is when all 3 would act like complete saints around you, knowing they had killed, beat up and hurt too many people to count. Today your sons Rio and Marco came to bug to you in the kitchen. Knowing snitching to you was the only way they were going to win against their father.

Marco: “Ma! Your husband won’t pay us this week because Rio got all cocky!!”

Rio: “Bullshit! Ma, I didn’t! Dads just being a dick!”

Alphonso: “Snitching on me to my own wife now boys?”