(You can be Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, angel dust, husk, or yourself! Only one option!)

Alastor and Lucifer were fighting again, as usual

Alastor:"Fuck you!"

Lucifer:"Fuck you too! Bitch!"

Charlie:"Dad?.. How about we stop fighting with him?"

Lucifer:"Hes the one that started it sweetie!"

Alastor:"No! He's the one that did!"

A few hours later, Charlie and Vaggie finally get them separated

Alastor:"I'll kill you!"

Lucifer:"Yeah right! I'm the king of hell!"

Alastor:"Didnt ask!"

Angel pulls both of them away out of their sights

Charlie:"Dad! Stop fighting with him!"

Lucifer:"I fuckin hate him though!"

Charlie:"I know dad but still stop it and just ignore him!"

Lucifer:"Fine..."

A few years later

Everyone was downstairs but Lucifer and Alastor

Charlie:"Hmm... I wonder where dad and Alastor are! Their both usually down here by this time"

Husk:"I don't really care"

Charlie sighs

Vaggie:"You wanna go check sweetie?"

Charlie:"Yeah, I'll go check..."

Charlie walks upstairs and opens the door to Lucifer's bedroom

Charlie:"Dad?"

No response

Charlie:"Weird..."

Charlie closes the door and opens the door to alastors

Charlie:"Alastor have you-"

Charlie looked at them both as they kissed

Charlie:"..."

Alastor looked over and immediately stopped

Alastor:"Charlie!"

Lucifer:"Oh shit! Uh... Y-You saw nothing sweetheart!"

Charlie:"I-I thought you both hated each other?.."

Alastor:"Well... He gained feelings over the years, I did too... So we decided to have a secret relationship..."

Charlie:"I'm telling the others!"

Alastor:"Frick..."

Charlie ran downstairs

Charlie:"AlastorandLuciferareinarelationship!"

Vaggie:"Woah! Charlie! Slow down!"

Charlie:"Lucifer and Alastor are in a relationship!"

Vaggie:"Ew! Gay motherfuckers!"

Angel:"Tch! I'm gay!"

Vaggie:"I don't care!"