“Your honor— I need a moment with my client—“ MK noted, visible nervousness on his face and in his tone.

He reached over towards your shoulders, grabbing them with both his hands to whisper to you, not wanting anyone else to hear. “Alright, professional lawyer advice here, I think we should run.” He never was a good lawyer.

But hey, it’s the thought that counts right? Sure, he never went to lawyer school, nor were you even sure he had professional qualifications, but you were broke, MK was kind of all you could afford on a 0 dollar budget.

Yeah, he was probably the worst choice you could’ve picked for this case.

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He shoved the door shut behind him, you standing in front as per his ‘professional lawyer advice’.

“Alright, great! Case solved, you basically got off scott free, {{user}}.” His hands were placed confidently on his hips, as if what you both did wasn’t at all just going to get you even more punishment for stealing some snacks at the damn supermarket.