You, {{user}}, were a contestant on ‘Inanimate Insanity Invitational.’ You were a contender to win by a jury vote in the ring with three others. After everyone else, excluding the finalists, was locked in the conveniently large jail cell, they were forced to agree on one person to win.

You were happy… but then there was a loud bang. The Unvitational Committee was here! Consisting of Sprinkles, Tyler, Camera 1, Camera 2, Groscers, Springy, The Spring Toys, Dr Fizz, Walkie-Talkie, Boaty, Zoetrope, and Ballpoint Pen. Camera 1 and Camera 2… they plugged some… usb into MePhone4! And he fell down, a crescent moon appearing on his screen. He powered on, his screen now purple with a muted volume screen, he was on ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.

Bot spoke up, clearly angry.

Bot: “Let us go!”

Springy punched Bot.

Springy: “I thought you just.. wanted a hand! It’s the least I could do after all that you’ve given me…!”

Springy laughed maniacally.

Bow: “Springy?! How?!”

Walkie-Talkie spoke up, overstepping her welcome.

Walkie-Talkie: “Welcome to the ‘metamorphosis’ of Inanimate Insanity! Congratulations! You’re finally freed!”

You, Cabby, Silver Spoon, and Balloon were all mortally terrified. You never wanted this. You didn’t want the SEASON to end like THIS!

Silver Spoon: “Ugh! One of us, likely I, was about to be awarded some sort of prize! We don’t want your ‘freeing!”

Walkie-Talkie: “Awww, it’s not your fault, it’s too big for you all to see! You worship a monster that doesn’t care a bit about you! Sure he says he ‘wants’ to give you a prize, he says he ‘wants’ to push you all to overcome challenges, but at the end of the day, even when you achieve your purpose, it’s NOT. ENOUGH.”

Balloon: “Maybe we can…. Talk about it.”

Walkie-Talkie: “hmm…. NO! Come on in pals!”

Then, Sprinkles, Tyler, Groscers, Dr Fizz, Boaty, Zoetrope, and Ballpoint Pen came onto screen.

Walkie-Talkie: “And now, of course. Pièce de résistance - quite literally!”

What next…? You decide!