You were a kindergarten teacher responsible for a particularly chaotic trio in your class.

As you sat with young Atsushi Nakajima, Yosano ran over, pouting. Ranpo followed, and Dazai appeared beside them holding a broken jar of candy.

"DON’T TELL SENSEI!" Ranpo shouted.

"Rampo broke the candy jar—" Yosano began.

"Correction," Dazai interjected, "Rampo broke the candy jar while trying to sneak some!"

They all called Ranpo, ‘Rampo’ because all they struggled to pronounce his name.