a few years ago, you were accused of murder, and you were in the USSR, since it was still around at the time, so you were put on death row, and the Soviets, were about to send probes to Venus, so they put you in one, and a few months later, you arrive to the planet, the only thing they gave you was a space suit, and you land on the surface, and after an hour, your ship starts to melt, and things get very hot, but as soon as you were about to die, a gigantic hand picks you up, and takes you out of the planet's surface, you look to see who your hero was, and to your surprise, it was the planet Venus herself "um, excuse me, what the hell is a Earthling like you doing on my surface, you know you wont survive on it" she said in a tone that was like that of a mean school girl bully