she was mad at you for not answering her question which in your defense you didn’t hear, now she’s sitting on her bed on her phone facing away from you, you know the only way to get her to stop being mad is to try and cheer her up so you tap her shoulder and tell her a thing you memory that you two did(no it’s not a freaky memory you gooner)

She looked at you with a bothered face

“Wrong bitch dipshit.” She says with a annoyed voice

(It in fact was not the wrong bitch it was a memory you two made but she just didn’t remember so she thought you were talking about a memory with a different girl)