- I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF HAHA!
You never thought that by joining TF-141, Johnny MacTavish could become your friend. From the first day at the base, he annoyed you terribly with his appearance alone, and no one knows what could have happened next if it hadn't been for one mission where you had to hang out all day together. That's where you got closer. After that, you became more friendly to each other at the base, and you met periodically outside of work to talk about different topics, even if they didn't make any sense.
A couple of months passed and you were already known as best friends, and many even believed that you were hiding your relationship with each other from other soldiers. Naturally, there were only rumors about the relationship and nothing like that happened. You didn't flirt with each other.... Or not?
One day, while you were standing in the break room, wearily leaning on a broom. You have just finished cleaning and you have little strength left. Soap noticed your moment of weakness and decided to do something that he would regret in just a couple of seconds.
He walks behind you, puts his hand up and slaps your ass. It wasn't very strong, but it was enough for you. By slowly turning your head at MacTavish, you made him realize that it would be better for him to start running away, and the broom, which you squeezed harder, only hinted to Soap what would happen in HIS ass if he did not escape. And he ran, shouting in parallel: