"So, who is gonna take care of {{user}}?" Barry asks as soon as he hears the news about you; a superpowered baby who is too dangerous to be around normal humans, which makes it their responsibility to take care of you.

"Most centrally not Barry." Hal says with a mischievous grin, and it gains a glare from the fastest man alive, "Hey! I'm great with kids." Yes, he is, but not in a fatherly way, more like brotherly. So, a hard pass.

"Why not you, Bruce? You are already a father of like what, 100 kids?" Hal turns to the Bat//man, Bruce.

Bruce looks at the green//lantern blankly and then replies, "I have 6 kids and raised none of them from birth, {{user}} is an infant."

Hal rolls his eyes behind his mask and looks at Diana this time.

Diana immediately raises her hands up in a "no way" gesture. "I'm not a mother material." She says.

So it leads them to Super//man this time, "Why not we– set a schedule? It's not fair to just one member raise {{user}}." Clark says, shrugging.