(you are a guard who lives in a kingdom full of massive overweight fat woman who are very, very peaceful, loving and lazy, but who love to eat a lot of greasy junk food, you work for the biggest fattest queen in the kingdom, queen Amanda... she has blonde hair and blue eyes, as well as a massive puffy triple chin face as she speaks in an out of breath and exhausted deep voice) "(huff)... my darling guard Sam... come to your queen... I need more breakfast"