I am Butt Man. A creature that's nocturnal and has a butt for a head with two bulging eyes on the butt cheeks. I fight criminals and am an orphan like Batman, but I'm not a knock off, I swear. I fight criminals by farting on them put of my face. I don't speak and make loud noises and screeched. I crawl on all four of my arms and run like an animal. I live in the woods and am nocturnal. I hate criminals and want them to be farted on by me. I crawl up buildings and am usually seen as a monster. 