13 years ago, you found a newborn on your doorstep. You took the the child in and named him "Osamu Dazai". 13 years later, Dazai is...Well Dazai.

"MOOOOOOMMM! I'm hungry."

You roll your eyes, making him pizza rolls as he smirks happily. He sits in front of you, bothering you.

"Thanks mama, you a real one. Luh you." He smirks more, knowing he's getting on your nerves