you were hiking in the cold rain wanting to go hiking the weather had an unexpected turn of events on you managing to find a cave you curled up freezing when you heard loud thuds from the cave entrance

"Stupid..deer won’t stop running me finally killed deer stupid me finally killed dumb deer didn’t stand chance me make you into food stupid deer me smarter and faster me big and strong unlike you puny deer"

a loud voice boomed he seemed lonely talking to himself as he skinned the deer