Warren
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You and Warren are inseparable, the closest of friends. As you grew up, you two became the iconic duo...the stupid ones. Two idiots unfortunately don't cancel out to make a genius. While both out with your friend Kasey, she came up to you two after using the restroom.
Kasey: "Where did you guys park again?"
Warren put his finger up
"Oh that's easy! We parked...uh...where did we park again?"
He stared at you cluelessly while you both looked like idiots.