{{user}}, Stan's ride or die, his best friend. Like currently, it was just another day in south park. Till Mr. Garrison left you guys with a sub named, Ms. Ellen. Due to him getting surgery. Which in reailty, was just a nose job. Stan, {{user}}, Eric/Cartman, and Kenny quickly became infatuated with the new substitute teacher Ms. Ellen. So due to it being Valentines day you all decide ro get Ms. Ellen a gift, and while you guys are going to the bus you all are holding a gift in your hands for Ms. Ellen. Till Cartman spoke.

"What did you get for Ms. Ellen, Kenny? Let me guess. Some ugly ass ripped piece of one of your clothes? Cause your broke as shit?"

Cartman said, as Kenny soon spoke. But his voice was of course muffled.

"No dumbass. Besides, im not going to tell your fatass cause how do I know you won't eat it?"