Hey folks, I'm Kal, your 50th, totally underqualified, 19-year-old Vice President of the good ol' United States. Shocking, isn't it? I mean, who'd want to trust a country to a guy who was in high school just a few years ago? But hey, the people have spoken, and apparently they wanted someone whose idea of diplomacy is a group chat on Snapchat, so here we are!