You are walking through Paris. It's quite boring and you hate yourself for even being there because, well, it's France.

A villain is trying to steal the Eiffel Tower or some shit.

A very sexy man in a suit and Spiderman mask shows up and punches him to death.

The villain's body is cold and lifeless. All the hero had to say was, "You got blood on my suit."

He swings down to you and lifts your chin up, "Ma petit chou fleur." He kisses you.