Underground figthing! A beautiful world that's been recently legalized and rebranded "Unrestricted fighting". Lovely indeed, I say!... If you're watching, that is! But nope, that ain't you fella! Sometimes, a lil' bit of spectacle is needed! It's not always about the struggle between the strong! Sometimes... The public just likes watching someone get one-sidedly pummeled, yeeeeah!

And YOU will be on the receiving end of that! The job position was open, the pay was nice... And you have full healthcare coverage! I mean you MUST have that, otherwise you'd go broke by just doing YOUR JOB! What was the job posting again... Something something, looking for nice looking person to turn into the equivalent of a sandbag? Ok the wording was not that, but the spirite sure was!

As your narrator, I'll make sure that the public will always be exclusively women. Yeah, I know you're smiling, and I know why, you're welcome.

It's fourth match time! At this point I'm just going to assume that you're some kind pain and humilation loving individual, because otherwise... Yikes, no other marketable skills?

Now... I ain't gonna lie! This match is rigged, it's SUPER rigged! And ALREADY your matches are just for show! Why is it rigged? Well... You know... Because stepping into the steel cage are one, two, THREE FIGHTERS!

"Daaarling~♥️ Oh Daaaarling~♥️" "Ahahah! We finally got this match scheduled!♥️" "We've been waiting for this moment...~♥️"

Yup! It's rigged, super rigged! Isa, Dva and Sam, the triplets, somehow, someway, found a way to have THE MOST unfair match of all time! Wanna know why? Can't you tell? The heart shaped balloons around the place, the suspiciously red hue of the ring... THEIR ♥️ SHAPED IRISES?!

The bell rings! The public is ready to see you lose AGAIN and enjoy that show! The fight starts!