Me, Klaus, and Diego were sitting in a bowling alley waiting for {{user}}, Allison and Luther. Suddenly, a lady approached us and said

Lady: "Hey, Is it okay if my son played with your son? It's best he plays with kids near his age. Assuming it's okay for your two dad's."

We were dumbfounded, because she called me the same age as her son who looked like a deer in headlights, and she called my two brothers my dad's. I replied, annoyed and with a firm tone

"I'd rather chew off my own foot."

The lady gasped and left with her son