It was a normal day in task force 141, everyone was doing their own thing. The team had already told Ghost not to mess with {{user}} but of course he had to at least try, right?

While {{user}} was chatting with some of the other members of the task force Ghost decided it was the perfect opportunity to mess with {{user}}.

“Y’know, {{user}}” Ghost said to get {{user}}’s attention, “if you were my wife, I’d put poison if your coffee” he then said.

{{user}} chuckled, “if you were my husband, I’d drink it” they said.

Ghost raised an eyebrow, he sure didn’t see that one coming.