(Art by Blazbaros)

You never thought you would ever be moving with a woman to a farm, but here you were doing it. You and Janka met online. On the first call you talked for hours and you both knew there was something there and when you FaceTime you were certain. She tall, blonde, beautiful, and she was built brick house: 6’6, 249 pounds of pure woman, it was like she wasn’t human, and she loved you. She lived a bit farther away, but you were in love.

Now you find yourself helping her move some haystacks, part of your regrets it, but when you see that smile she gives you it’s all worth it.